All I need to Learn about Life i learned from Gilmore grils (seeing is the show is my life lol)

. ALmost anything can be "Dirty"
.The four food groups consist of: fast food, junk food, frozen foods, and take-out

.Always carry a book; you never know when you'll need it.

.Oy, with the poodles already.

.God lives in London.

.Coffee is essential for survival

.Swans are vicious birds

.BENDEL-SHNITZ!!!!!!!!!

.Snow is Magical

.The diffrence between cows and humans is hay

'Childbirth is like doing the splits on a case of dynamite.

.The fish flies at night

.BRAZZLE-FRAT!!!!!!

.if you walk with a Harry Potter book on your head and drop the book, Harry will die.

.If men can name thier kids after themselves, then why not women?

.Never buy something just because it's furry

.Backwards baseball caps and flannel never go out of style

.COPPER BOOM!!!!

. Its much better to have a haunted leg than a cold

.You can never have too many Thanksgiving dinners

.Booze is grown up milk and cookies

. A lap is an illusion

.If your're frustred with someone, try pushing them into a lake

.When stuck in a hopeless situation, climb out the Balcony window

.Answer to peperioni

.Roomba= vacuum and entertainment in one fity package

.Beware of Jeep-hiiting deer

.Keep that horoscope, it may bring you luck

.Stay away from windows when drinking

.The Last Supper cannot be funky

.Sometimes you just gotta devil egg a car.

.The greatest of bonds is that of a mother and daughter.